10 December 2008


So I have been thinking more and more about things that irritate me: about me, about others I know, about people in general. I have been compiling this list in my mind for a while. I just have never gotten around to posting it until now, today, December 10, 2008 at 10:43pm (give or take several minutes as it will take a bit to type up and post).

Things that Annoy Me
  • Girls with really squeaky/high pitched voices that sound as though talking causes them pain. It's not cute. Cut it out.
  • Leggings as pants. Unless paired with a cute dress, or long top, it just doesn't work. Especially with Ugg boots. Stop it.
  • Too much mascara. Spider lashes are NOT cute. Calm down with the Maybelline and go au natural.
  • People who carry $100 bills wrapped around their $20s, $10s, $5s and $1s, and try and pay for a $1.75 cup of coffee with it, stating "But it's all I have!" NO IT IS NOT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Because once I tell you that you will be recieving $5s and $1s back as change, suddenly you have a $20, or a debit card. Fuck you.
  • People who don't seem to understand that a) we are required to rebrew coffee after 30 minutes. B) Sometimes, when a lot of people come in, we run out of coffee, and have to start a new batch. If you can't wait 2 minutes for a fresh batch, why the FUCK are you here?
  • Girls who dress like whores at parties, and still expect to be respected. If I was a guy, and a girl was rubbing her goodies up on me, and she acts affronted if I told her she was hot, I'd laugh in her face.
  • Boys who have girlfriends who think it's okay to fuck other girls. That shit's not cool, asswipe.
  • People who have no common courtesy.
  • People with no common sense.
  • People who don't protect themselves when having sex and then worry about being pregnant. Wrap it, take a pill, or don't bitch about potentially being pregnant. Thank you.
  • Fat ugly socially awkward bitches who sit in classrooms and profess to be all knowing. I hate you.
  • I hate being so judgmental.
  • Annoying co-workers who think God is sending them to Long Beach.
  • Same co-worker who interrupts constantly, and belittles his co-workers as well.
  • Waking up early.
  • Stale Cheezits.
  • Old gum.
  • Ants.
  • Math.
  • People who don't bathe. Come ON.
  • Tampons with cardboard applicators. FUCK THEM.
  • The fact that I cannot keep my room clean to save my life.
  • People who don't stop at stop signs.
  • People who don't use their turn signal.
  • People who drive shitty in general.
Edited to add:
  • the fact that I have no self-control when it comes to money. I SUCK.
  • There are no fucking cookies/brownie mix/ANYTHING DESSERT like in my house.
  • People who take 8778272 hours to text back, in the middle of a conversation, when they have explicitly told you they are not busy. If I'm making you my fucking priority, make me yours, Jesus CHRIST.
  • The fact that I jump to conclusions far too easy.
  • I can't share my feelings.
  • My mom.
  • The fact that I have a wonderfully perfect handsome boyfriend who I feel like I do not deserve for reasons unknown.
I have many, many more. But for now, I think that is enough negativeness for one blog posting.
Good day.

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